I...Can't...Drive...One Million Fifty Five!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my sad duty to inform you that Jeremy got his license suspended for driving over Mach 1300.
Not even close. Today's Sametime Status is in reference to the breaking news that musician Sammy Hagar was abducted by aliens some years ago. Apparently, the aliens used some sort of wireless connection to download his brain, and upload some other stuff into it. Really quite fascinating.
Wonder if they uploaded the knowledge that he's the best lead singer of Van Halen. That's the only place he could have gotten that idea from.
You didn't really expect the aliens to abduct David Lee Roth, did you?
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