Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Faux Gras

Fitting that Fat Tuesday coincided with Bagel Day at the gym


Happy Mardi Gras, everybody! Today's your last day to do everything you're giving up for Lent, so make it count!


The gym has a little thing they do to entice people to go there, and to encourage hypocrisy. Every month, they devote one morning to giving away free bagels, and one evening a month, they give out free pizza...all you have to do is walk in the door. There's no "20 minutes on a treadmill" rule for jacking pizza or anything, it's a free meal. Therefore, what ends up happening on these days is the number of people in the gym goes though the roof, which is remarkably annoying.

Anyway, it actually seemed appropriate today to have Bagel Day, because it's Fat Tuesday. This fact amused me more than it probably should have, so I decided to share it with you.

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