Tuesday, July 15, 2008

It's the gift that keeps on giving

For just 39 cents a day, YOU can teach one American Beauty Queen to walk.


Some days, I don't think I do quite enough for charity. Is this something that can help me put my mind at ease?


Absolutely. You probably remember this tragic scene from the ill-fated Miss Universe pageant in 2007:

Well, as much as you might think that this is an isolated incident, it's not. American Beauty Queens are falling all over the world every day. It's not the floors, it's not the evening gowns...it's the fact that they grow up without proper education in things like walking and geography, since their schools don't have maps:

So if you call right now, and add your pledge of 39 cents a day, you can change the life of one American Beauty Queen by giving her a sandwich, clean water, and rubber-soled shoes. Jeremy Is In The Office is one of the most respected charities in the world, with nearly 100% of the proceeds going directly to the people who need it most.

If you call right now, YOU can prevent another horrible incident like this tragic scene from the ill-fated 2008 Miss Universe Pageant:



So what are you waiting for? Why don't you pick up the phone and call 1-631-960-7171 today? Why don't you do it...right now?

1 comment:

Willie Y said...

I think it is a Al-Qaeda plot to make our beauty queens look stupid.