You call it a fork...

I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? - Frank Zappa


HAHAHAA....That nutty Frank Zappa.


Yeah...and as nutty as he is, you have to acknowledge that he has a point.


How so?


Well, as you're well aware, we have safety labels on everything, from hairdryers that tell you not to use them in the shower, to McDonalds Coffee that says "Don't spill hot drinks on yourself. It will hurt." I can't help but think that some of these giant lawsuits for personal injuries could be avoided by just using a little common sense. Or by letting the gene pool filter itself out a little bit.

As Bobcat Goldthwait once said, "You call it a fork. I call it a toast extractor. Works great in the shower! I'm Bobcat Goldthwait for Natural Selection. It's only natural."


So, I understand there's a contest next week?


Indeed you do. Get out your thinking caps, scientific calculators, Rhyming Beck-tionaries, and string. A whole week full of Theme Week contest goodness.


What's it about?


You'll just have to come back monday morning to find out.