Arizona Bound!!!

The New England Patriots and New York Giants have won the right to lose to commercials in two weeks. Congratulations!


So that's who won yesterday? I wasn't watching.


Indeed it is. Those two teams now have the honor of playing against each other in the Super Bowl...a game watched by millions of people who are only waiting for the commercials and halftime show.


Tom Petty?


Okay...bad example. Maybe he'll play "Saving Grace" which is not only a good song, but probably the most apropos thing he could possibly do for this game.


So how's about that contest?


Oh yeah...almost forgot.


That's roughly impossible, since I reminded you.


Just an expression. Anyway, last week's winner, with a final score of 2, count 'em TWO correct answers was WILLIE! Congratulations, Willie. You've won the satisfaction of knowing you did your best, an official set of "Jeremy Is In The Office" Bragging Rights until the next Theme Week, and the "Jeremy Is In The Office" Home Game. (Write today's status message on a piece of paper, and it becomes hundreds of toys in one.)


The correct answer to Jonathan Toews is as follows:
JAWN ah thin TAYVS

Here is Mr. Toews in action, humiliating the entire Colorado Avalanche defense on his way to a goal.