"That's where I'm a viking!"

I either need to start remembering my dreams, or start waking up thinking that they wouldn’t make great screenplays


Chasing your dream of being a sitcom writer again, are you?


I don't think so. I'm pretty sure last night's was a drama. There was a plane crash involved, and a colorful pigeon owned by my sister, but much beyond that, I don't remember. All I do know is that it would have made for an awesome movie, and somebody totally needs to write it.


Get cracking, then.


Sadly, I can not. I think this edition of the whimsical webcomic xkcd puts it best: