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Smart money’s on Jack LaLanne


You mean fitness expert and Juice Tiger spokesperson Jack Lalanne?


The very same.


And what are we betting on him to do?


Well...as you know, bad things tend to happen in 3s. It happened last week with the untimely passings of Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson. Well, this week has started a new set of 3, with the shocking and untimely death of TV Pitch Man Billy Mays.

I've mentioned Billy in the Blag before, having been a valued customer of some form of Oxy-Clean product or another (It works remarkably well, by the way), and making light of Billy's loud, direct marketing techniques. Well, he will be marketing no more, as he was found dead in his home this past weekend. Also currently taking notice are fellow Infomercial superstars Ron Popeil, and Vince from Slap Chop.