Death by Hip Adductor: Worst death ever? Discuss.
That would be somewhat tragic.
For those of you who aren't familiar with the Hip Adductor exercise, please review the following video, then continue reading:
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So at the gym, roughly every piece of equipment has the same warning label on it reminding you to follow all the instructions printed on the label, or else an incident could occur resulting in injury or death. For whatever reason, this warning is most prevalent on the Hip Adductor machine. I can certainly imagine a situation with this machine where you could wind up with a remarkably painful injury that might make you wish you were dead, but I haven't quite figured out a way that you could actually kill yourself. Regardless, if the mass-produced sticker says so, I have no choice but to believe it's true. And once I've accepted that truth, it's tough to think of a worse or more embarrassing way to go.
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The coffin would have to have two bump outs on the sides for the knees.
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