Not talking about playoffs.

188 Feet. 7 Bounces. One embarrassed Goalie.


And a partridge in a pear tree...


Today's Status comes to you courtesy of Toronto Maple Leafs goaltender Vesa Toskala. More specifically, the New York Islanders broadcasters' description of a goal allowed by Toskala in the first period of last night's game. This goal, in a nutshell, describes why the Maple Leafs aren't talking about playoffs.



For those of you kids out there who think you can play NHL hockey better than this...send your resume to:

Toronto Maple Leafs
C/O Cliff Fletcher
40 Bay Street
Toronto, ON M5J-2N8


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So anyway....wrapping up a couple loose ends:


First the contest! The winner of Number Sequence Week, and the recipient of an official set of "Jeremy Is In The Office" Props (suitable for collecting), with a total of 3 correct answers, is Evil Jeremy! Congratulations! A special thanks to all who participated, and good luck in the next contest.


And the winner of yesterday's poll, and the recipient of my 12-5 upset pick in Joe's NCAA Squeekball Pool is: Villanova! Congratulations Wildcats (Yes, I had to look up their mascot), and good luck in the Round of 32!