Cops Have Speed, Too

Happiness is seeing a guy with “Speed Hunters” painted on the side of his car pulled over by the police

Today's case of schadenfreude is brought to you by Jeremy.  Being a jerk since...when did this Blag start again? 

I don't think I'm the jerk here.  I mean...I'm assuming.

And everybody knows what happens when you assume.

So, when it comes to driving, there are normal drivers, and there are idiots.  

Idiots fall into several categories.  There's the idiot in front of you who's going 15 miles per hour below the speed limit on a winding 2-lane road.  There's the idiot who cuts you off to get into the turning lane with a whole 25 feet to spare.  You have the idiot who weaves in and out of three lanes of traffic so he can go 20 miles per hour above the speed limit during rush hour traffic.  The idiot who leaves his turn signal on for a couple miles.  The idiot who drives a POS car with one of those fart-can mufflers which makes his car way too loud for how much power it really doesn't have, and it has one of those metal tow hooks on the back bumper which serve no useful purpose whatsoever except to point out that he has a POS car that will probably need a tow hook before too long.  

You get the idea.  

Well, not long ago, on my drive in to work, one of those idiots with the fart can/tow hook car was pulled over by the police on the side of the road.  Was it a major highway?  Nope...it was a short, winding 2-lane road that's less than three quarters of a mile long.  Obviously, he was driving like an idiot.  I'm going to assume he was speeding, because idiots speed on that road all the time.  I also had one extra piece of data to base my assumption on.  Painted in big gold letters on the side of his POS car were the words "SPEED HUNTERS."  I think it's safe to assume that he found speed.  That's what you get for driving like an idiot.