Think of the Children!

Vote YES on H.R. 197582!!! Bail out Jeremy’s Sametime Status!


There is no other way! Vote now, or you face a collapsing economy of Sametime Statuses, the Takeover of the Internet by radical fundamentalist blogs, a shortfall in Daily Status Education, and Death by Bird Flu.


H.R. 197582 is the most important piece of legislation in the House right now. It approves a 7 million dollar bail-out of Jeremy's Sametime Status, including Jeremy Is In The Office, which will help stimulate the economy of Status Message Blogs all over the world.


If "Jeremy Is In The Office" goes under, it will reduce the known number of daily Sametime Status Blogs on the Internet by 50%! For the sake of the people, we can't let that happen.


7 Million dollars is a small price to pay for this peace of mind. Especially when you compare it to the 700 Billion congress plans on giving to rich people who bilked everyone else out of money by signing ridiculously stupid loans and non-stop pre-approved credit card applications and now need to have the government give their company money so that they don't lose their multi-million-dollar severance packages when said company goes bankrupt.

Give the Bail-Out where it's needed most...right here in your Internet community. With 7 Million Dollars, "Jeremy Is In The Office" can provide you with Sametime Status Messages for as long as you're actually concerned about it...and more! "Jeremy Is In The Office" is one of the most respected charities around, with 100% of the proceeds going to the people who need it most. Show the Blag you know that you care. Call your local office at 631-960-7187. Call right now!