You can't touch this

The good news is, The Team of Matt and Jeremy remains undefeated in tournament play.


Not that I'm doubting you, but this sounds like one of those good news/bad news situations.


Well, yes...but that's hardly the point. The bad news, of course, is that despite now being registered for 4 volleyball tournaments, The Team of Matt and Jeremy has yet to play a single game. Appearances and entire tournaments have been cancelled every time, preventing The Team from ever actually being on the court.


So you also haven't WON a game...


We prefer to say The Team is undefeated. In fact, this past weekend was the closest we've come. the weather forecast was spotty, but it looked like we were going to get the games in. However, as The Team was officiating the second match of the day, preparing to play in the third, the skies opened up, lightning flashed, thunder rolled, and the tournament came to a sullen end, once again, without Matt and Jeremy as the champions.


It's just a matter of time, really.


True enough, but if you're the betting type, you can beat the rush and predict the weather forecast for August 30th. Rain, thunder, hail, tornadoes, and locusts.