Mom always told me “Never stand outside during a thunderstorm waving a sickle around.”
You do know that your mom is one of your readers, right?
Very true. Hi Mom! So while this little bit of sage wisdom may not have specifically come from Mom, it probably would have been helpful for This Moron who was, in fact, struck by lightning while wielding a sickle.
Thunderstorms tend to sneak up on you.
Yeah, the distant rumbling of Thunder is easy to confuse with UFO's, and maybe the water drops coming down were actually the neighborhood punks with their squirt guns. Definitely easy to mistake the two.
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