Billy Mays here...

Billy Mays now sells insurance. I fear for all humanity.


That annoying guy who sells Oxi Clean on the infomercials?


The very same. He's now also a windbag spokesperson for "iCan Benefits Group," using his high-energy, loud, obnoxious, all-up-in-your-fries sales technique to get you to buy insurance.


Seems like a step down...


Well, when you've already peddled such invaluable products as Orange Glo, Hercules Hooks, Zorbees Towels, Mighty Putty, Handy Switch, and the Awesome Auger, there aren't that many places to go. I suppose you could team up with Ron Popeil, and create the Infomercial Duo From Hell and take over the world. You'd have a full head of hair, and all the home-made turkey jerky you'd need.


So about this insurance?


Yep. If you need health insurance, or somebody to very loudly tell you why you need it, simply visit the iCan Group Website, and soon, you'll see my boy Billy's slappable mug pop up right on the screen.

In order to put at least one thing right with the world, here's Billy Mays falling into a bathtub: