Monday, February 4, 2008

Theme Week, Part A!

Jeremy’s Sametime Status Proudly Presents: The End Of The World Week! The world may end on March 21, 2008 due to World War III. You have One Month and 17 Days to get your affairs in order.


Well this theme week is a little morbid.


You think so? I think of it as a public service, allowing sound planning for the future.


How do you figure?


Well, there are numerous theories about The End Of The World As We Know It, or TEOTWAWKI, and each of them is just as valid as the next. It makes perfect sense for the public, especially The Smartest Readership In The World, to be aware of these upcoming dates.

In this particular case, the British group "The Lord's Witnesses" believe that the Bible contains codes which can be used to predict, amongst other events, the end of the World. Based on this code, they have charted the history of Mankind from the birth of Adam in the year 4027 B.C.E. to the world's destruction in 2008 – the result of a horrific world war.


That's unfortunate.


Sure is....but at least you know when it's going to happen.


Are all of the dates this close?


Well, we'll all find out together as this week rolls on.


So any thoughts about that football game yesterday?


I was totally right with my prediction that a team wearing blue would win. I also won 10 bucks in Vegas by betting on how long the National Anthem would last. I went with the "Over." Go me!

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