Theme Week, Part D!

Jeremy’s Sametime Status Proudly Presents: The End Of The World Week! The world may end on September 14, 2047 due to an attack of Rainbow-colored Astro-Lemurs. You have 39 Years, 7 Months, and 7 Days to plan your defense.


I don't even know how to respond to that. You are making this one up, right?


Sadly for the human race, I am not.


That's unfortunate.


According to the now-defunct Church of !BLAIR!, the human race will probably be terminated at 3:28 AM (Soho, England time) on Sept 14, 2047.


That's too early. Can't they plan the invasion later in the afternoon?


The church teaches that if the human race does not discard their plastic conformity, then the Gods will withdraw their protection. Without protection from the Gods, the earth and everyone on it will be vulnerable to attack. At that point, Astro-Lemurs (extra-terrestrials similar in shape to lemurs, but with rainbow colored bodies) will attack the entire human race and beat them to death with giant burritos.


Isn't that akin to being attacked by the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man?


Now that you mention it, there are some parallels...