TWELVE PLUS ONE is an anagram for ELEVEN PLUS TWO. Spooky.
I'm going to need my calculator AND a pencil for this.
Use whatever you'd like to, but it's true. It's also true that they both add up to Thirteen, which is an Evil number. And in the immortal words of Mitch Hedberg, 12 and 14 are guilty by association.
Interesting. So what's new on the internet?
Glad you asked...although soon, you won't be. Maybe I’m a little too pessimistic, but sometimes it seems that the world gets a little bit worse every day. I’m not blaming NASCAR for all of it, but there's a little too much to be pure coincidence. Somebody out on the Intertubes decided that ordinary online dating websites just didn't cater enough to their specific need to find that special someone who's as into racing around in circles as they were. Lo and behold, a new exciting website was created so you can meet your perfect match and share the special experience of watching people drive. Ladies, Gentlemen, and people from Elmira, I present to you:
Meet Me At The Races
Awwwe....that's so sweet. Wonder if one of the descriptions you have to fill out is the number of teeth you have left.
2 comments:
That first line is a real turn on.
If you love the smell of burning tires.......... well, you are very creepy.
Remember: circumstantial evidence...
can ruin a selected victim.
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