Probably Not Vulcan

So I guess the government has to admit contact with extra-terrestrial life now

After years of discretion, there can no longer be any doubt about life on other planets.  It's a very exciting time to be alive.

So, as you probably saw on the news recently, the new microwave telescope designed and built by an international team of scientists started collecting data last week, and the first data revealed an unmistakably artificial pattern coming from a star 26 light years away.  This is the most definitive evidence ever that life exists on other planets, and in an impressively short time, too. 

So, for years there has been speculation that alien life has contacted earth, and even Landed In New Mexico, but the evidence has always been minimal, perhaps being kept quiet by the government.  That, of course, would be speculation and wild conspiracy theory.  But now we've finally come face to face with indisputable scientific evidence from an international consortium, so even if you were to believe the wild conspiracy theories about the government, it's pretty safe to assume that the secretive stance is about to end.  I hope you're just as excited as I am to watch the news coming in and wait for the greatest truly life-changing announcement of our generation.