Monday, April 8, 2013

I Hope You Already Knew About This



I’m as outraged as you are that I haven’t mentioned the latest Bird Flu outbreak until now


Ladies and gentlemen.  It is our unfortunate duty here at Jeremy Is In The Office to occasionally break from the light-hearted frivolity you've come to expect here and pass along words of warning when the situation merits.  We've talked occasionally in the past about the upcoming Bird Flu pandemic, and it's time once again to issue a warning to you, the internets community, that we are again inching closer to a global pandemic nightmare.


That's right, everybody.  There is a new strain of Bird Flu currently ravaging the country of China.  Thousands of birds have been culled and/or removed from public areas in a vain attempt to contain the spread of the deadly H7N9 virus.  While there have been no documented cases of human to human transmission, it really is only a matter of time before that happens.  Six people have already died, with many many more still to come...should this disease strain break out into a full-blown pandemic.

Yes, we all know that it's coming, it's just a matter of when and if this strain is the one that will get us all.  I, for one, hope not...since the weather just started getting nicer.  But hopefully you're all prepared with your go bags and quarantine rooms ready to go.  Bird Flu is coming...will you be safe?  

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