My new sitcom called "Drink Up!"

If you go where everybody knows your name, people will just bug you for stuff


At least they'll still be glad you came.


That's true enough. So today's Sametime Status is based on some random thing that popped into my head for some unknown reason. I didn't really have much to back it up.


You could tell one of your classic jokes. Everybody loves those.


Are you feeling okay?


Must be a lack of coffee.


So did you hear the one about the Yankees fan who tried to kill a bird? He threw it off a cliff.