It's how I roll now

I've been practicing putting my pants on both legs at once


Well, at least you're wearing pants. This is a good start. Learned your lessn, have you?


I have no idea what you're talking about.

Anyway...today's Sametime Status is my way of thumbing my nose to people who think they're better than everyone, but placate them by saying "I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you." Oh yeah? Well, now I put my pants on both legs at once. I'm a winner!