They're also a little sticky

I wonder if the Mets will have another gooey season next year.


I guess that depends on how...wait, what?


Not long ago, I was driving to work following a person whose license plate said, and I'm quoting here: "GOOOMETS". As is my usual custom, I figured out what it actually meant, then figured out fun ways to contort it into something else.

Obviously the person is a fan of the New York Mets, and why wouldn't you be?


They stink.


But if you live in New York, you certainly have the right to be a Mets fan. For the record, there is no excuse for being a Yankees fan regardless of proximity to New York. But the point is that they spell poorly, and added a couple extra O's on to "Go". It's always been a relatively simple work to spell...one of the first I ever learned, in fact. So I decided to mock them for requesting the Mets to be a gooey team. It also reminded me of the children's book "Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey" which is more fun than thinking about baseball during hockey season.


Queue some Yankee fan spewing crap in 3....2....1....