Fewer skunks need to get run over along my way to work. Get on that, Nature.
Driving past a lot of dead skunks? That really stinks.
Thank you for that.
This morning, my way to work was polluted by no less than 4 dead skunks. As it turns out, that seemed to be the perfect precursor to my morning. mondays suck.
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I was just saying to my wife, "What do you get if you cross an elephant and a skunk?" And she said to me, " I don't know but you can smell it coming from miles away."
Ah yes, my favorite part of Poughkeepsie living was the town's reticence to pick up dead skunks, as if it was a feature, not a nuisance.
Here in Albany, dead skunks don't last long. In fact, any roadkill is quickly claimed by the roving gangs of mountain people who wander down from the Adirondacks in between snowstorms.
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