Jeremy's Sametime Status Proudly Presents: If They Had TXT Week! "watson cm hre i need u" – A. G. Bell
Woah...you just blew my mind.
Exactly! Today's famous quote from history is reportedly the first words spoken over a telephone after Alexander Graham Bell poured McDonalds coffee in his lap or something. The irony of including this in with the Theme Week is that if Mr. Bell had TXT messaging, he would have been able to send this in quick text messaging form, but he also wouldn't have been inventing the telephone. Anachronism at its finest!
Speaking of people named Bell...
Everyone's Favourite Taco Restaurant started a promotion a short time ago that not so many people knew about. It was called "Steal A Base. Steal A Taco" and it stipulated that if any base was legitimately stolen in the World Series, then everybody in America would earn a free taco. The promotion lasted all of 5 innings as Tampa Bay Shortstop Jason Bartlett stole second second base in Game 1 of the series, and there was much rejoicing.
To collect your Taco, all you need to do is go to any Taco Bell between 2 and 6PM local time and pick it up. Just make sure you ask for a couple extra packets of hot sauce for Evil Jeremy.
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On my way back to Evil Jersey yesterday evening, I stopped at the Taco Bell by the Thruway entrance. I got there twenty minutes late for my free taco.
My arch nemesis has foiled me again.
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