Wednesday, May 29, 2013

This Post Bites



Here’s a Fun Fact!  A Florida man had his hand bitten off by an alligator, and was later arrested for illegally feeding an alligator


Well, it's not quite as funny as it sounds...


Do you really have to take my fun away?


It's what I do.


So, yes...the guy was trying to feed a fish to the alligator, so he was actually feeding it illegally.  The illegal feeding was not, in fact, his hand.  Though, it does make for a much more amusing headline when you leave that little bit out.  


No word on the rumor that his pet dog is named Smee.


I'm sure he has at least removed all of the ticking clocks from his house.  Neighborhood children now refuse to grow up. 


And with that, we're off.  Second star to the right, and straight on until tomorrow, when Jeremy has to come up with a new Sametime Status.  

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