Nicolas Cage does it again!
Jeremy's favourite hack splatters himself all over the silver screen again, this time in the sci-fi action mystery sort of picture, "Season Of The Witch." Jeremy will be pleased to know that it's slagging along well into the single-digit territory on Rotten Tomatoes, up from a startling 1% on Saturday.
I think Rotten Tomatoes is padding the stats a little bit. When a reviewer (Mike Ward of Richmond.com) includes the line, "It will probably be the worst reviewed movie of the year," and this is considered by Rotten Tomatoes to be a favorable review, you know you're in for it. Those of us who have borne witness to (read: Wasted your life on) more than one Nicolas Cage move over the years shouldn't be surprised by this latest travesty of cinema brought to you by the name synonymous with "hack."
You're reviewing a movie you haven't even seen.
Is that important?
Most people would think so.
Oh well. I'm not wasting $10 on this schlock. This has been another edition of Jeremy Is In The Theatre.
Or out of the Theatre, as the case may be...
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