Took long enough...

Finally! Someone finally stumbled on a way to make John Williams’s music good!


Oh boy...another libel lawsuit coming?


You're not used to those by now?


I'll prepare the papers.


So, as an entertainer, I believe in catch phrases. They're useful and fun, especially when others catch on to them. One of my personal favorites involves composer John Williams, of which I'll occasionally note, "John Williams is a no-talent hack who's never written a piece of music in his life. There is Plenty of Evidence to Back Me Up on this.

Anyway, in true John Williams fashion, somebody out there on the Internetz has come up with a way to improve his music into something worth listening to. The secret is simple...slow it down to 10% of it's original speed. This way, the score just turns into a sort of new-age ambient music that's actually very pleasant, and less resembles the actual works of art that Williams "borrow" from to create his work.

Here is Jurassic Park at 1/10 speed. Enjoy!