Yes, somebody finally invented a belt sander for your
skin!
Well, it's about time. I've been waiting so long to be able to...uhm...what is it this thing does again?
It exfoliated your skin and makes you feet smooth instead of dry and calloused.
Is it really that important that you need power tools for it?
Apparently.
You see, not all that long ago, when people ha dry skin on their feet, they had to shave it away the old fashioned way: Using A Rasp. But who has time for all of that back and forth filing on your foot skin to shave away that unwanted skin? A better solution was required!
For certain definitions of "required."
Along comes a brand new product that takes away all of that hard work using proven belt-sander technology. A swiftly rotating barrel of abrasive on a stick will take care of all of your dry skin issues for you in a breeze! Say hello to Micro Pedi!
Also, as it turns out, there are Other Products which are Just Like That One, and I'm more than a little confused as to why All Of These need to exist. But they do, so you'd be foolish not to buy a lifetime supply right now.
Jeremy already has a lifetime supply of foot belt sanders. He has zero.
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