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With all this talk of Ebola, people seem to have forgotten about the ever-present threat of Bird Flu

It is very important in times like this not to lose focus on what's really important.  In this case, remaining vigilant in the face of the truly deadly heath threat, Bird Flu.  

So, if there's one silver lining to come from all this talk of Ebola recently, it seems that we've stumbled upon another piece to another government conspiracy.  

So, everyone knows about Obama's Plastic Coffins.  They're a billion dollars worth of plastic boxes being stored in a government field in Georgia anticipating the outbreak of a chemical attack.  (You have to ignore the government's lies that the pictures have been around since the late 1990s, the coffin liners are simply being stored by the manufacturer in remarkably lower numbers than are reported on conservative blog sites, and the boxes aren't even owned by the government.)  While we all know what the true reason behind all of these coffins, it was never quite understood what chemical attack the government was planning.  

As it turns out, we may now know the answer.  

So, while people all over the world are contracting the deadly Ebola virus, so far, only two Americans have contracted the disease.  Mysteriously enough, the government already seemed to have some sort of "mystery vaccine" to cure these people.  So, obviously, the answer is that the government has been working for years to weaponize Ebola for use in a chemical attack on Americans.  They'd be able to vaccinate or cure the people they wanted to keep, and put the rest of us in Obama's plastic coffins.  It's the only logical explanation.  Wake up, sheeple, before it's too late!