I think people are getting sick of French Toast Days by now
This is categorically untrue. Everybody loves French Toast! Especially breakfast for dinner...that's a special treat. Incidentally, I'm hungry now.
French Toast Days have nothing to do with actually eating French Toast, although I suppose there's nothing prohibiting that. French Toast Days are the days right before a major, cataclysmic weather event where people flock to grocery stores and stock up on all the bread, milk, eggs, and Oxford Commas. Three of which are the key ingredients to French Toast.
Pro Tip: Add a teaspoon of Vanilla Extract to your egg batter before you dip the bread in. You're welcome.
So, as you may be aware, there is a major, cataclysmic weather event happening in the Greater Jeremy Area which promises to dump the worst show accumulation of the week all over everything. We could be seeing final snow totals of up to 3 inches around here. As you might expect, all of the schools have closed early, everything's cancelled for tonight, and people are deciding how early they're going to leave work.
What's unfortunate is the sheer number of times this kind of crap has happened already this winter, and it's only January. We're sick of snow days and stupid cold temperatures. It's time to move somewhere warm. Who's with me!?
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