Thursday, January 5, 2012

I Can Hypothesize, Too


The “Proof Of Purchase” is on stuff before I buy it  


Well, when else did you expect them to put it on?  


I find it hard to believe that this doesn't bother anyone besides me.  I believe the word "Proof" is overused, much in the same way people grossly misuse the word "Literally."  So when somebody prints a "Proof of Purchase" on a package that's still in the store, it's not proof of anything other than the fact that somebody can print a barcode on stuff.  
Sometimes, I feel like going through the store and cutting off all the proofs of purchase, just so the people who actually end up buying it would be screwed.  I can get all their stuff because, hey....I can prove that I purchased it. 

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