Guidelines For Harmonious Living #9: Pants first, then newspaper
People still read newspapers?
It happens on occasion. People actually get their daily information from somewhere other than the Internets. Also on occasion, people will decide that the best place to read their newspaper in the gym locker room. Why this is, I have absolutely no idea...it goes against various social conventions, but whatever.
You come in, you shower, you get dressed, you leave. That's about it.
Exactly...but this one guy decides to sit there reading his paper. I'm not going to judge.
But you'll write a Blag entry condemning him?
I will write a Blag entry condemning his decision to sit there reading his newspaper before he put any pants on. Seriously, guy? You have better things to do right here. Put the pants on, then break out the newspaper.
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