Really doesn't belong.

Why is there a watermelon in my shoe?


Those are some big ol' feet there, Sasquatch.


Not so much. I wear a perfectly normal Size 12...13 in Trail Running shoes for some unknown reason.

Today's Sametime Status was uttered by me not long ago while changing shoes at volleyball. I put on one of my sneakers and noticed that it felt a little funny. I took it back off to find the source of the distress, and there was a candy watermelon inside. Not normally the place one would put or find a candy watermelon, but there it was.

For the record...I was not eating candy watermelon that particular day.