The Toaster has Minions!
This is nothing short of terrifying. What happened?
So, you remember the Famed Toaster of Hades, right? Well, its influence has spread. Much farther and faster than anyone could have possibly anticipated. We're all in danger. In fact, if The Toaster manages to team up with Bird Flu, we're all doomed.
But seriously...
News reports came out yesterday of an evacuation of the City Hall in Portland Oregon. Was it a bomb scare? Terrorism? No...it was a disciple of the Famed Toaster of Hades torching some unsuspecting civil employee's bagel.
I guess we can take some levity out of this situation by pointing out that the Mayor's name is Sam Adams.
We can and should enjoy that fact...it's the only ray of light in this otherwise foreboding story.
Special thanks to Loyal Reader Jeff for sending us this important news item.
1 comment:
The article stated that there was "no immediate word on who burned the bagel" but we all know that "Ryan started the fire".
Post a Comment