Then beat them some more

If you can’t beat them, beat them. They’ll expect you to join them, and you’ll have the element of surprise.


Isn't that what most people do to you for the terrible jokes you post here on the blag?


First of all, my jokes are amazing.


Amazingly bad.


Second of all, fewer than one half of my loyal readers actually hit me for something I post here. At least one will appreciate the fact that I used the word "fewer" in the previous sentence.