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Jeremy’s Sametime Status Proudly Presents: Conspiracy Theory Week! The Auto Industry is suppressing a 200MPG Carburetor


This is ridiculous! They're doing this on purpose so they can drive up the price of gas just to make more money at our expense!


Today's Sametime Status deals with the conspiracy by the auto industry to suppress the high-mileage "Vapor Carburetor" from the industry. This invention has already been created, but rumour has it the inventor soon after became a wealthy manager of an oil filter company. Hmmm....


Later on in the 1970's, Tom Ogle claimed to have recreated the vapor carb and was approached by the oil industry. Not long after he declined to sell them the patent, he mysteriously died. That's proof!


Proof that there is a huge conspiracy to drive up the price of gas. We're already at $3 a gallon, so how much higher can they make us go? They already proved last year that $4 is too much. Are they trying again?!


All I know is I'm paying too much for gas, and if more efficient cars are out there, then oil company money aside, the government needs to make these cars available to the public. It's our right!


The government says that we'll have to have 35MPG cars in 10 years, when we already have 200MPG cars that THEY'RE keeping from us. This is totally immoral and must stop now!