Jeremy's Sametime Status Proudly Presents: Conspiracy Theory Week! "They" put chemicals in our ground water which create rainbows.
Get out your foil helmets and black+white TV's, kids. It's Conspiracy Theory Week! All this week, the best in crazy conspiracy theories brought to you by the most trusted source in Intertubez news. Make sure you study up before "They" kidnap you, or take away your rights, or test something on you or some other nonsense!
Today's conspiracy theory is brought to you by some lady with a video camera and a lawn sprinkler. Many of you may have seen this video online already, but if not, here's your chance to be educated. Apparently, some metallic oxide salts are in our oxygen and/or water supply that weren't there 20 years ago.
We all know this.
Exactly...so think about it. It has to be the government or terrorist organizations or somebody else running tests and putting chemicals in our ground water. It's the only thing that makes sense. Here's the video evidence of this phenomenon:
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