Jeremy’s Sametime Status Proudly Presents: Conspiracy Theory Week! Viktor Schauberger invented a Perpetual Motion Machine in the 1940’s, which was confiscated by the government.
Most "scientists" say that perpetual motion machines violate the laws of physics. Mr. Schauberger, it is claimed, invented one in the early 1940's, but the goverment decided to cover it up. Think about why.
The obvious answer is because the government makes lots of money on kickbacks from the energy companies. A perpetual motion machine would destroy the energy industry as we know it and be able to power the entire world for free. They don't want that to happen, so they confiscated Schauberger's machine and ruined his carreer as a scientist so nobody would believe him ever again.
It's really a shame too, now that we're paying $3 a gallon for gas again. It could have been free if only THEY would allow us to have this machine back.
2 comments:
Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.
Homer: [scoffs] I know. And this perpetual motion machine she made today is a joke! It just keeps going faster and faster.
Marge: And Bart isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome. [looks out window]
Bart: [creepy voice] Hello, Mother dear.
Marge: [closing the curtains] That's it: we have to get them back to school.
Homer: I'm with you, Marge. Lisa! Get in here.
[Lisa walks in, chuckling nervously]
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Viktor also came up short on the development of a lemon/lime soft drink he called 6 UP.
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