It's official. Breakfast has organized against us.
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So tragic news unfolded this weekend that Pigs have joined Chickens in the war against humanity, with an outbreak of Swine Flu.
Admittedly, I'm not as familiar with Swine Flu (H1N1) as I am with Avian (Bird) Flu (H5N1), but the good folks at Bird Flu Breaking News are right on top of everything for us. Apparently, there's some report out of Australia, that some guy is more concerned about Pig Flu than Bird Flu. That guy may be out of his gourd...we just don't know at this point. All we know is that breakfast is at risk! First Eggs, now Bacon...if you include Mad Cow disease, Milk and Cheese are out too! We have to stop this NOW if we're going to be able to eat anything except dry Cheerios from now on.
Hopefully, there won't be a global Oat Flu pandemic next....
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