This Would Definitely Happen

If I had a pet, I don’t see any way they wouldn’t be wearing a bow tie  

That really seems to be the only way to go.  

So, I occasionally spend time looking at the Internets.  As you're probably aware, the World Wide Web was invented by Al Gore sometime back in the 1960s, when the US Government was researching ways for people responsible for national defense to be able to communicate around the country and/or world instantly.  It has since become a multi-billion-dollar worldwide repository for kittens.  

There are Funny Kitten Videos, Adorable Kitten Videos, Cartoon Kitten Videos, and Falling Kitten Videos.  

At some point, people who need better things to do started dressing up their pets.  They give them full costumes, make them part of costumes, add hats, capes...what have you.  Most of these things are ridiculous, but one of them is amazing.  People have taken to putting bow ties on their pets.  

You don't have to look hard before you come across this little guy:

...or This Blog to find pets in bow ties.  It adds a touch of distinction and class to an otherwise rambunctious Internets experience.