The problem with
lawyer jokes is that lawyers don’t think they’re funny and the rest of us don’t
think they’re jokes
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? "Senator."
I heard lawyers were good people deep down, so I buried one!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Frequent Flier miles!
Ah, yes. The Lawyer Joke. Long a staple of comedians and blaggers and the type of crap you've come to expect here.
In fairness, we never really know what kind of crap we'll get here.
Well, today is International Be Kind To Lawyers Day. I know this because lawyers are so shady, they Made Their Own Website to get people to stop picking on them for one day. One of the ways they recommend for celebrating today is to refrain from telling lawyer jokes for 24 hours. Oops.
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