Awe man, I missed Southern Hemisphere Hoodie Hoo Day
Is that why there was just an earthquake? You're responsible for this?
Strangely, no. Everyone knows that "Hoodie Hoo" day is the day everyone is supposed to run outside and yell "HOODIE HOO!" at the sky in order to scare off winter. Since it's getting toward the end of winter in the Southern Hemisphere, it's their turn to scare the crappy weather up our way. This is lousy.
We up here in the north should take this opportunity to sabotage the southerners' attempts at Hoodie Hooey and do our own Hoodie Hooing in order to keep winter in the other hemisphere where it belongs.
No comments:
Post a Comment