Why did the turkey cross the road? To try to get run over by my car
That's not all that funny, actually. Definitely not as good as The Skeleton Joke.
No. It's not very funny at all. Stupid turkey.
Did the turkey succeed?
Thankfully, no. We were able to avoid catastrophe. And by "We," I mostly mean me and the truck behind me. The turkey didn't do much to prevent a mishap. Should have been Thanksgiving a little early. Would have gone great with the ready-to-be-venison in my back yard this morning.
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