Seriously...No

Ilya...I was joking.


AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA! That was a good one.


Yeah, not that kind of joke. You also don't usually like my jokes anyway.


I like staying employed, so I throw you a bone now and again.


So anyway, not long ago, as part of the Ilya Kovalchuk sweeps, now also known as "The Klusterchuk," I mentioned how Ilya should have extended that squeekball player's prime-time free-agency decision show to 2 hours, to announce his signing as well.

Somebody Took That Ball And Ran With It.

So to whomever is in charge of that Canadian "national outlet," I say punch yourself in the face.