What did the snail say when he was duct-taped to the top of a turtle? WHEEEEEEEEE!
That's almost as bad as the Skeleton Joke.
First of all, thank you. Secondly, the Skeleton Joke is awesome. Thirdly, today is "Tell An Old Joke Day!"
You're so old, you got to call 'Shotgun' on the Ark.
Not that kind of 'Old' joke. Something more like "What do you get when you have 20 lawyers up to their necks in cement? More Cement!"
How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb? One.
How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Hand him some sheet music.
Two fish swim into a cement wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam."
Why do elephants wear green shoes? So they can hide in trees.
What do you call an 800 pound bear with ear muff? Anything you want...he can't hear you.
Who else has old jokes? It'll be a fun project for your Friday!
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Two cannibals were sitting around a big pot that they had just dropped a clown into. One cannibal said to the other, after tasting the soup. "Something taste funny."
How does Bill Gates change a lightbulb?
He doesn't. He declares Dark the industry standard.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels!
How many 2nd trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they can't get up that high.
How do you know a viola player's standing outside your door? She can't find they key and doesn't know when to come in.
Anyway awhile ago James' aunt legitimately asked me what the difference between a violin and a viola was. I answered so quickly that I didn't realize it was an honest question until it was too late.
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