Lawyers Suck

Lawyer Joke Week! What do you get when you have 100 lawyers in cement up to their necks? More Cement!


Uhm...not that you're wrong...but it's Wednesday. Isn't it a bit late to be starting a Theme Week?


Normally, yes, but recent circumstances have necessitated insulting lawyers this week. Therefore...Theme Half-Week-Or-So. It's just easier to call it "Lawyer Joke Week."


I see. So a Lawyer joke with each status message. Nice touch.


And a bonus Lawyer Joke in each Blag Entry to make up for lost time! It's two lawyer jokes in one!

• A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
  
  "How much does it cost for Engineer brain?"
  "Three dollars an ounce."
  "How much does it cost for Programmer brain?"
  "Four dollars an ounce."
  "How much for Lawyer brain?"
  "$1,000 an ounce."
  "Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
  "Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"