Lawyers Still Suck

Lawyer Joke Week! If you drop a Yankee Fan and a Lawyer off the Empire State Building at the same time, which one hits first? Who cares?


Well done! A crack on Lawyers and Yankee fans all at once.


Thank you. The original joke, as I heard it, was to drop a snake and a Lawyer off the Empire State Building. I improvised a little to suit my needs.


To great effect, I might add.


And here's your special Blag-Only Lawyer Joke Of The Day:

• A lawyer was driving his new BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. Miraculously, he survived, but his car was totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.
  
  A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!"
  
  The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"