Lawyers Continue To Suck

Lawyer Joke Week! How many Lawyers does it take to stop a speeding bus? Not enough.


HAHAHAHAAAA! It's funny because it's true.


Speaking of true, it's true that I actually caught a little flak for not mentioning hockey yesterday.


Well, it is kinda your thing.


So here we go. I'd like to take this opportunity to congratulate the Detroit Red Wings on their victory in the Stanley Cup Final.


Also, congratulations to the Pittsburgh Penguins for their run all the way to the finals, losing a hard-fought series, and coming within inches of another miraculous 3rd period come-back.


And now you owe us a Bonus Lawyer Joke.


Indeed. Here you go:

• Why does California have the most Lawyers, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps?
  New Jersey got to pick first.

As a special note, "Jeremy Is In The Office" will be out of the office until next Thursday. More Blaggy goodness is sure to follow.