AH HA!!! I always knew Bart Miadich was on the juice!
Who's Bart Miadich?
I haven't the foggiest.
Alright then.
In case you've been living in a cave for the past week, you're probably aware that former US Senator George Mitchell revealed his report on steroid use in Major League Baseball yesterday. Yippee. What it actually amounted to was a guy who's on the board of directors or something for the Boston Red Sox writing a 400-page term paper on current and former New York Yankees who are juiced. Near as I can tell, this was based on an exhaustive 2-year investigation in which he personally talked to 2, maybe 3 people who either sold players steroids, or injected them directly into Roger Clemens's rear end. Oh, and then he threw Barry Bonds's name into the report to get more media attention.
But come on! The report includes cancelled checks.
Yeah...it's thrilling. If you'd like to read the report yourself,
And I'd rather clean the bathrooms of Fenway Park with my toothbrush...
you can download it, in its entirety from every sporting news service known to man. Here's One Link for your Edutainment.
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