Honest

For those wondering, no I did not go to a bank yesterday

It's true.  I asked to borrow some money for lunch, and Jeremy said no.  

More importantly, there was apparently a bank robbery in the Greater Jeremy Area recently.  I can tell you that I was not at the bank, and I had nothing to do with the robbery.  Everybody who was in the same meeting as me can confirm my story.  I didn't do it.   

I don't really care if the suspect somewhat matches my description.  Wasn't me.  

Really.